Quantifiable

Working in digital marketing there is a lot of hyperbole bounded about – self-aggrandising statements and boastful claims; some worth their merit, others not.

This wasn’t the inspiration for this poem though… I won’t say where it came from for fear of loosing any kind of credibility with it.

Again, for those who like their creativity in the white cube style:

This is the best thing since
 the time when all those good things happened at once

Undoubtedly the biggest achievement
 only comparable to that other really big one

It is simply fastest by far
 much quicker than 100 similarly quick things

Voted most liked
 by those others scarcely of fondness feeling

Most value for money,
 it even does everything you didn’t expect too

So good it even defies words
 and still begs to be written about

It’s merits are clearly unquantifiable
 it’s beauty is simple undefinable

Believe me it will get it all done,
 so really then, I should by one.

Thanks to Veganbaking.net for their loaf image (visual metaphor – get it?)