Working in digital marketing there is a lot of hyperbole bounded about – self-aggrandising statements and boastful claims; some worth their merit, others not.
This wasn’t the inspiration for this poem though… I won’t say where it came from for fear of loosing any kind of credibility with it.
Again, for those who like their creativity in the white cube style:
This is the best thing since the time when all those good things happened at once
Undoubtedly the biggest achievement only comparable to that other really big one
It is simply fastest by far much quicker than 100 similarly quick things
Voted most liked by those others scarcely of fondness feeling
Most value for money, it even does everything you didn’t expect too
So good it even defies words and still begs to be written about
It’s merits are clearly unquantifiable it’s beauty is simple undefinable
Believe me it will get it all done, so really then, I should by one.
Thanks to Veganbaking.net for their loaf image (visual metaphor – get it?)